I was thinkin about what it takes to have a million views in one day. Is that even possible after all i'm just another person with nothing interesting to talk about, my life isn't tha interesting and i'm not a celebrity. Then it got me thinking.. What if i write about Perez Hilton. I mean after all he gets probably a million hits every time he posts something about someone. So if i taged his name, that would mean my post would pop up on google everytime someone decided to search for Perez, only problem is i don't know much about this Perez dude.
Infact i thought he was Paris Hilton's brother or something (because of the surname). Then it finally occured to me that he probably isn't (didn't really occur to me. I just happened to google his name). So as i was saying if people see my post along with his name i should get about 1% of his readership. Its a self produced theory with no basis whatsoever, but do you honestly think those people who draw up statistics have an idea of what their doing, ofcourse not. They just pay them because they have the right degrees and the right parents. Its how the world works.
Its like getting into showbiz, if you don't have the looks then surely you're destined for failure. How many ugly people do you see in adverts or in movies, well with the exception of that Cruise dude, why he became a star god knows.
Even if i my theory was true, who knows how. That would only give me about 10000 views and that's not even close to a million unless you're using another system of numbers unknown to me and the rest of the sane world. I could throw in other names like, Katrina Kaif, (i don't know who that is, i just saw her/his/its name on google) and the i-pad. I should just type i-pad until i run out of space
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